APRIL 1
No one goes hungry,
All people are fed,
The oceans are clean,
Lake Erie's not dead,
The irish aren't figthing,
The Arabs love the Jews,
The swords are now plow-shares,
Now ain't that good news?

The waters delicious,
The air is so clear,
On top of a mountain,
You see to next year,
Couples stay married,
Children are jewels,
Sure got you goin!
APRIL FOOLS!